Lincoln Diaz-Balart (R — Florida)
Went to the Supercuts and asked for the Paid-Attorney-Spokesman’s Special!
Congressional Coifs!
America(n haircuts), Fuck Yeah!
Lois Capps (D — California)
She’ll get your vote by copying your favorite teacher’s hair!
Bob Goodlatte (R — Virginia)
Conservative Combover from the Commonwealth of Virginia, come on down!
Bob Filner (D — California)
Look, the man has fantastic hair. I can’t say anything about the hair. Congressional Coifs will make its best effort to stay at a follicular level.
However, the face — the face! — must be the one he made when everyone across the aisle freaked out enough for him to tell them to “Chill out.”
(Thanks, Gawker!)
Randy Neugebauer (R — Texas)
How dare Randy shout “Baby killer” when that combover will give any living being a stroke?
Virginia Foxx (R — North Carolina)
An updated ”Sophia Petrillo”! Perfect for those long, languorous days at Shady Pines…
Heath Shuler (D — North Carolina)
Tyra insisted he get the “Mia Farrow in Rosemary’s Baby” cut for the makeover episode. He cried (they always cry).
John Larson (D — Connecticut)
Kennedy Koif
John Boehner (R — Ohio)
Nike Swoosh hair. Just do it (if married to a member of the opposite sex)!
Eric Cantor (R — Virginia)
Someone out there has sex with this hair. Just think about that.
